Like the Green Bay Tree...

I just saw an interview on TV with the founder of Alibi Network. The premise is simple: For a nominal fee, "alibi specialists" will help you cheat on your spouse, among other things. You see, this is to protect the children. If the wife doesn't know, she won't divorce you, and the children will be spared all sorts of emotional harm. Is this the final "for the children" argument that we have to endure?

I only took a cursory glance at the website. There was no mention of a televangelist discount.

I did like this particular service, though:

Escape-a-Date Service.

Our service allows you to set-up a “save me from my date” phone call at a predetermined time. In this way, we will call you at the time you wish and if your date is not going that great, we will set the tone for an immediate getaway.

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